A Literal Bottle of Water



A Literal Bottle of Water is a big player in the Canonical Pig Team Family Tree. He is the father of most members of the family. He used to be married to Randomlythinking but she divorced and he is now married to a random well. His parents are BaliTheGriffin and Sushicat. Scientists are still confused on how a griffin and cat make a water bottle. His grandfather on Bali's side is Brandon Rooles, who he has a feud with. He also has a feud with 1 of his sons, Left HAnd, his son-in-law, Heavy, and his grandson, DJC.